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The Best Website On This Godforsaken Planet

A lot of people that surf the world wide web tend to have their own favorite websites. Maybe it's centered around one of their major interests, or it belongs to a friend of theirs, or they just like how it looks. Most of the time, said website was created by me.

I've got a favorite to end all favorites, however. And it's not even subjective in this case. This website is objectively the best website to ever exist in the history of the world. If you disagree with me, you are wrong. No amount of reasoning you can provide could ever combat a true fact like that.

What website am I talking about? Well, it might not be something you'll expect.

And this website is www.searchforthetruth.com.

This website. This fucking website has kept me up all night and day as I've scrolled endlessly through these batshit insane posts. The shit people say on this website is so deranged and unhinged that it's absolutely hilarious. The fact that they're dead serious about everything seriously doesn't help this fact.

Don't believe me? Well, let's take a look at the featured post on the website.

This is basically the epitome of the average SFTT post. Bizarre concepts presented as if they're fact, with incredibly substantial evidence such as "I saw it" and "just trust me." Oh, but we haven't even gotten to the comments yet!

This is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this website. Imagine you post your daily haphazard rambling about aliens who do things for the evulz, and out of nowhere your own damn sibling drops the bomb on everyone that you have mental disorders that cause you to see shit like that. How do you respond to that? Well, as we can see, this shit is a regular occurrence for him. He has continuously been forgetting to take his medication and people know this, and as a result he just knows how to respond. Funniest shit I ever seen.

Also, shoutout to my friend for leaving this comment as well. You're a fucking real one, dude.

To sum it up, this website, this fucking website full of conspiracy theorists donning shitty tin foil hats is one of the funniest echo chambers I've ever seen. Seriously. Go check it out, maybe troll a few people...it's full of LOLcows, so it's easy to get a reaction out of someone just by calling them a poopy butt or something. Or, if you meet someone really ardent about "seeking the truth," just by saying that they're wrong.

TL;DR: Conspiracy theorist website funny.

royalprinceofdoom

god tier article, also you're so cool for the shoutout bro.

✩DI-STRI✩

@royalprinceofdoom I'm cool for just about everything I do.

royalprinceofdoom

@✩DI-STRI✩ yeah true

coolguy1985

this website sucks

✩DI-STRI✩

@coolguy1985 Yes, but it's funny.

LORDFRIGGLISH

*LORD FRIGGLISH SQUINTS HIS VAST CHARCOAL-HUED ORBS IN ORDER TO READ THE SACRED TExT* OH, FOOLISH MORTAL...THEy ARE ALL CORRECT...

✩DI-STRI✩

@LORDFRIGGLISH Holy shit it's you.

LORDFRIGGLISH

@✩DI-STRI✩ *LORD FRIGGLISH COCKS HIS HOLy SKULL IN PERPLExMENT* WHAT?

✩DI-STRI✩

@LORDFRIGGLISH Hold on let me print and frame this fucking comment holy fuck

LORDFRIGGLISH

@✩DI-STRI✩ WELL, I SUPPOSE IF IT IS FOR REASONS REGARDING ARCHIVAL OF My BLESSED PRESENCE...GO AHEAD, MORTAL.