[SOUND OF CLANKING METAL] [COMICALLY LOUD THUNK NOISE] [GROAN OF PAIN] Ughhh...where am I?

This is a common question of those who may stumble upon this site. To answer that question, you've entered my spooooooky lair. But worry not, I don't bite (unless provoked).

My name is Warren. I am a teenaged being and I was born on Earth in a hospital to my mother. You may know me as that internet madman that started that one alien website. Despite my schizoaffective disorder, though, I would like to believe that I am in the right about most of the things I talk about.

What exactly do I believe in, though?

Seeing as it's basically impossible for me to list everything that I believe in, I will list my primary beliefs (and the ones deemed the most eccentric by the web). I believe that...

• Aliens exist (which is pretty damn obvious)
• Most reported cryptids exist (Sasquatch, Loch Ness Monster, Flatwoods Monster, etc.)
• Ghosts exist, and are not inherently malicious
• Numerous paranormal creatures (vampires, werewolves, etc.) exist, actually
• A zombie apocalypse is very plausible and may actually be on its way
• Parallel universes exist (my stance on this particular belief most accurately aligns with fictional realism, or the belief that every fictional property legitimately exists in a separate dimension)
• Those who consider themselves non-human are valid (I myself am half-vampire and something of a wolf therianthrope)
• Everyone has some sort of third eye (elaborated on below)
• My harassers need to get a better coping mechanism
• Bats rule

What's with the third eye stuff?

My story is rather well known at this point. To make a long story short, I was abducted by grey-skinned aliens when I was 10, operated on, and had my third eye opened. This third eye cannot be perceived by anyone but myself; if I look in the mirror, I will be able to see it, but you won't. This third eye allows me to receive prophecies and visions from the future. My visions are often incredibly harrowing, so I try to do what I can to avoid them.

Everyone has a third eye, although most go their entire life without it opening. The only other person I've met that has had his third eye open is my friend, Jude, who is not able to see this eye, but still receives the same visions. Opening your third eye is an incredibly grueling and traumatic process, and I cannot recommend it to anyone. It was one of the worst things to ever happen to me.

As of currently, I'm trying to cope with the stuff that happened to me, hence the eyes everywhere. Coming to accept my third eye is difficult, to say the least, but it is still helping me recover majorly.

Do I actually have friends?

Indeed I do. Go check out Keni's website and Jude's profile on searchforthetruth.com. They're both very good friends of mine.

My boyfriend also has a website.