WORST WEBSITE REVIEW #52: TRIFLERLAB.GEOCITIES.ORG

ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to CLAY'S WORST WEBSITES IN HISTORY. you fuckers know the drill by now. every friday i take a look at a website that is truly shit and i pick apart why i find it so awful. today we're going to be looking at the website of keni, also known around the web as triflerlab (you've probably seen her on SEARCHFORTHETRUTH.COM, which i covered in WORST WEBSITE REVIEW #6).

and folks, this one is a fucking doozy if i've ever seen one. just a quick warning, you might want to cover your eyes for this one, because THIS...

...HURGHHH. fucking vomit inducing.

WHY THIS WEBSITE SUCKS

• THE COLORS. the fucking COLORS on this fucking website. why is there gay rainbow shit everywhere? just to rub it im everyone's face that you're a lesbian or something? and why is there so much of that HORRIBLE FUCKING NEON PINK everywhere?! somebody get me an ice pick, i need to stab my eyes out!
• THE LOGO. that logo has just about the GAYEST font i've ever seen. you could see it and think you were getting into a website about fairies and shit like that, but nope! it's just the website of a teenage girl with, like, 50 dads and a shitty haircut. BLUGHH.
• THE DIARY PAGE. the diary page, like the homepage, is a COMPLETE SISSY MESS.

yet again with those FUCKING COLORS. not only the rainbow gradients, but also that GIRLY ASS PINK in the background. and also the BUTTHOLE PINK TEXT TOO. plus, that cat gif is SO. FUCKING. UGLY.

• THE GUESTBOOK. not as bad as the other things. it's actually kind of okay, but WHY IS IT OCEAN THEMED?! why couldn't you just stick to one aesthetic for the entire website??? either make it look gay as fuck or make it look like i just took a trip to TURD-GUZZLER ATLANTIS. pick one, dumbass!

the only thing on this website that i actually kind of like is the private diary page, but of course, if i posted that here, keni would throw a pants-shitting tantrum until i took it down. too pErSoNaL or whatever. WHO CARES.

I RATE THIS WEBSITE...

TWO HUGE STEAMING LOGS OF MAGGOT-INFESTED POOP OUT OF TEN. extra points for including the shoutout to me on there.

ABOUT THE WEBMASTER

the webmaster of royalprinceofdoom.geocities.org is a fucking badass. he's cool, awesone, sexy, and can topple down whatever he deems shitty, whether it be a government filled with pussies or even just a person on the internet that's annoying as fuck to him. he's right about everything and your opinion SUCKS.

if you've come to complain to him about how he hated on you, or even about how he wrote an article on why your website looks like shit, then TOO FUCKING BAD, LOLCOW. that's just how the internet works. people are gonna say what's on their minds whether you like it or not. it's a little something called FREE SPEECH. GET USED TO IT. "wahhh you said something mean to me" BOO-HOO, COPE WITH IT, MORON.

if you're here to see the reactions i get out of people, though, you're in luck. welcome, friend, to ROYALPRINCEOFDOOM.GEOCITIES.ORG