This is a common question of those who may stumble upon this site. To answer that question, you've entered my spooooooky lair. But worry not, I don't bite (unless provoked).

My name is Warren. I am a teenaged being and I was born on Earth in a hospital to my mother. You may know me as that internet madman that started that one alien website. Despite my schizoaffective disorder, though, I would like to believe that I am in the right about most of the things I talk about.

What exactly do I believe in, though?

Seeing as it's basically impossible for me to list everything that I believe in, I will list my primary beliefs (and the ones deemed the most eccentric by the web). I believe that...

What's with the third eye stuff?

My story is rather well known at this point. To make a long story short, I was abducted by grey-skinned aliens when I was 10, operated on, and had my third eye opened. This third eye cannot be perceived by anyone but myself; if I look in the mirror, I will be able to see it, but you won't. This third eye allows me to receive prophecies and visions from the future. My visions are often incredibly harrowing, so I try to do what I can to avoid them.

Everyone has a third eye, although most go their entire life without it opening. The only other person I've met that has had his third eye open is my friend, Jude, who is not able to see this eye, but still receives the same visions. Opening your third eye is an incredibly grueling and traumatic process, and I cannot recommend it to anyone. It was one of the worst things to ever happen to me.

As of currently, I'm trying to cope with the stuff that happened to me, hence the eyes everywhere. Coming to accept my third eye is difficult, to say the least, but it is still helping me recover majorly.

Do I actually have friends?

Indeed I do. Go check out Keni's website and Jude's profile on They're both very good friends of mine.

My boyfriend also has a website.

Other things that interest me outside of my beliefs are...

  • Unsolved crime cases
  • Unusual deaths
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Amateur horror films
  • Paradoxes
  • Strange video game stuff (easter eggs, glitches, unused content, etc.)
  • Norse mythology
  • Shock videos/sites